Did I spot a coyote in the desert? Am I looking for a
porta-potty? Could I be contemplating the meaning of
life? Nah, I was probably just posing for Instagram.
For the rest of this page I’m going to attempt to build your trust. You’re going to read the highlights of all my business ventures. There won’t be any mention of my failures or shortcomings because that wouldn’t convince you to keep reading!
Those fake testimonials seem more realistic, don’t they? Well, believe it. For five years I convinced over 1,600 companies to pay me to put on a t-shirt everyday and promote them via social media. The project was called IWearYourShirt and it’s how I cut my entrepreneurial teeth (which is SUCH a weird phrase!)
Don’t worry, the white glove treatment wasn’t as bad as you think, and neither was the hassle of living with four different last names in the span of four years. In 2012 I auctioned off my last name for the first time and it sold for $45,500 to Headsets.com. Then, I did it again in 2013, and my last name brought in $50,000 from the guys at Surfrapp.co. I also donated 10% of my last name proceeds, but you’re not here for the charitable stuff: There’s more!
After my IWearYourShirt business took a dump (read: went under due to being overworked, trying too hard to scale, and not knowing how to run a business), I decided to write a book! Hey, why not? But in true Jason Zook fashion, I did things quite a bit differently. I nabbed 204 sponsors and generated $75,000 in revenue for a book by a first-time, self-published, has-no-business-writing-a-book, author (me!) Creativity For Sale was born.
If you haven’t figured it out by now, I make a living by selling the weird/crazy/impossible. Selling my future seemed like a next logical step. BuyMyFuture is like buying a Costco Membership, but to me (and without the 5-gallon tubs of mayo!) It’s a one-time fee for unlimited access to everything I’ve created and everything I ever will create.
No, not my kids, you weirdo. Business stuff. Sheesh.
If you’ve read this far, I can only imagine that you want me to keep going. I mean, if you didn’t read this far, then who the heck am I currently writing this text for?
Click the extremely special button below if you want to be whisked away to learn more about my other (and current) projects.
Whisk away to my projectsLet’s see, what else? I looooove lemon poppy seed muffins. They’re dangerous. While you’re asking me about food, I also really enjoy Skittles, Cheez-Its, and movie theater popcorn (but who doesn’t, #amiright?)
The photo in the background of this section was taken by my Internet Boyfriend Paul Jarvis. Yeah, he gets mentioned on my about page and you don’t, DEAL WITH IT.
